Jesus' General: Owning the message

We're very excited about the changes Corporation for Public Broadcasting chairman Kenneth Y. Tomlinson is compelling PBS to make. Here's a preview from their soon to be launched web site:



5pm A Very Special Bert and Ernie Special
Sesame Street becomes Rapture Road after Pastor Bob and Freedomland Development Corp. run all of the brown people out of the neighborhood. Homeless, penniless, and desperate, Bert and Ernie accept the Lord Jesus into their lives and begin reparative therapy.