Jesus' General Offers a Brilliant Suggestion

Call to duty

Gen. Abizaid needs my help spreading the good news about Iraq:

Hello JC,

I am a Public Affairs Officer writing from US Central Command. I would like to inquire about the possibility of you posting a link to our web site. I see that you are covering a lot of different types of stories in a lot of countries. I would like to get some of the stories out that are happening in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the Horn of Africa. This is the area of responsibility for CENTCOM. Due to the nature of your blog, and the wide variety of information you cover, your blog is ideal for news stories. I have attached a couple of postings that have been used by other Bloggers,
please let me know.

Thanks for your time.

Here's some graphics to assist.

Central Command Website: US Central Command

Brian M. Anderson

1LT Brian M. Anderson MS, USAR
CENTCOM Public Affairs Officer

1LT Brian M. Anderson, USAR
CENTCOM Public Affairs Officer

cc: Pat Robertson

Dear Lt. Anderson,

I am honored that you've asked me to serve as a domestic information warrior in the War to Lay the Groundwork for A Democratic Iraq. I've reviewed your website and was pleasantly surprised to see just how well things are going. I mean, my gosh, it's amazing. There isn't a single piece of bad news posted there. It's like a preview of what our media will look like once we finally rid ourselves of the extremist element within our borders.