Touched by His Noodly Appendage

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is made of my mother's spaghetti.--Dictynna.

An interview with the Prophet Bobby Henderson, the voice of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

by Jessica Thierman on September 18 at 05:39 PM

It’s not every day you get to speak to a prophet. Most of them are too dead—or at least too busy—to chat about their respective religions with a reporter from an online magazine. But Bobby Henderson, a 24-year-old out-of-work physics major, is not your typical prophet, and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to spread the Word at a time when his faith is under attack.

Courtesy Niklas Jansson

Recently, a ploy to take the public’s attention away from the truth and focus it on a mythical theoretical debate has been cleverly crafted and successfully implemented by the United States government. The so-called debate about how we came to be, whether through Darwin’s theory of evolution or via Intelligent Design, is merely an elaborate guise to stifle the growing voices and eminent truths behind the real reason we exist: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson knows—he was touched by FSM's Noodly Appendage and anointed to spread the good word.