Hoffmania: If You Think This Is A Tinfoil Hat Story...

Originally published Jan 27, 2006

...then you'll have to buy the fact that the BBC Pentagon correspondent paid a visit to the Alcoa Haberdashery. This transcends being called a "Holy Shit" story. Try "Holy Motherf***ing Shit on a Nuclear Chariot Driven Sidecar."

Okay. Maybe it's too much for you to read. So for GOD'S sake, read the bold print. But sit down first.