Repubs Will Raise Taxes - For Civil War

by Steven D
Wed Aug 22nd, 2012 at 06:05:35 PM EST

So under what circumstances would a Republican ever call for raising taxes (other than taxes on poor people, that is)?

It's simple: Rebellion! Specifically to fund a civil war if President Obama is re-elected:

Lubbock County Judge Tom Head and Commissioner Mark Heinrich went into great detail Monday night on FOX 34 News @ Nine about why it is necessary to raise the tax rate by 1.7 cents the next fiscal year. [...] “He's going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN, and what is going to happen when that happens?,” Head asked.

“I'm thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.["]