The 'Rude Pundit' lives up (or down) to his name--be warned!--Dictynna
4/12/2005
History Loves a Big Ol' Chomp O' Ass:
Man, those judge-hatin' motherfuckers in the Congress and on the right love to pretend that they're takin' the nation back to its alleged "roots." Look at the Constitution, they shout and wave, forgettin' that the judiciary was created to keep an eye on the other two branches of government. Oh, how they wave the Federalist Papers around, especially
#78, written by
repressed gay Alexander Hamilton, and they quote it endlessly.
The vampire corpse of Phyllis Schlafly
quoted it while promoting her book from last year on how she perceived the judiciary as fucked-up: "Our Constitution's Framers designed the judicial branch to be the least powerful of the three branches. Alexander Hamilton wrote in Federalist 78 that the judiciary 'will always be the least dangerous' branch of government because it has the least capacity to 'annoy or injure' our constitutional rights." Actually, Hamilton said that it was the "least dangerous" because it can't summon the military or write laws. But knowing that would require reading past the first couple of lines of the document.
The creepy intellectual wannabes of the conservative bathhouse known as the Heritage Foundation also see Hamilton as
siding with them: "As Alexander Hamilton correctly noted in Federalist 78, it is the province and duty of judges to say what the law is rather than what they want it to be. Judges faithful to their constitutional role exercise legal 'judgment' to enforce the original understanding of the law." Do we need, really, to define the word "judgment"? Has it gotten that stupid? Well, yeah, since
supporters of Ten Commandments fetishist ex-judge Roy Moore and the batshit insane Jesus babblers at the
Family Research Council also quote Hamilton out of context.